If you missed my twitter stream last night...here it is along with what I was talking about...
Show start
All right Slighterers, let's rock!
Show open with all the top 13 in white, singing "So What"
Yay! Let's wear white, sing a song about divorce a make it as dumb as possible with really bad dance moves!!!
As Ryan announced the awards section
Yay! Really long really stupid awards section!!!
After Nick/Norman won the award for best male...
Norman!!!!!!!!
As Norman sang his song AGAIN....LOL
Oh my gosh ...he is so freaking genius!!!!!!!
That guy needs to be making movies yesterday....
As Queen Latifah takes the stage with Lil Round in a form-fitting body suit
Um...what is Queen wearing? Note2self..just b/c it's a slimming black Chris Sligh should never wear a form-fitting body suit. Even w/ spanxx
Don't get me wrong Queen Latifah is a true multi platform artist...but man what not to wear! For the bigger boned of us out there a warning!
As Jason Mraz takes the stage with the top 13
Jason Mraz is literally 1 of the best singers I've ever been around..we wrote out at Hanson's ranch last yr & he srsly put on a clinic
As Black Eyed Peas performed their new single "Boom Boom Pow"
What a strange performance. That is it. Some things were meant to only be on record..this might be 1 of them. Still processing.
As Ryan asked Bikini girl what was new, when all of us could clearly see what was new...
Ty Ryan for saying what we're all thinking!
Kara comes out behind Bikini girl and Bikini girl has no freaking clue what's going on...
Thiis might be the best finale evah!!!!
My initial joy over Kara's performance turns to possible horror when she strips off her dress to reveal a bikini...wow...
I'm not sure if I find Kara's performance/stripping entertaining or pathetic. Still processing. Brain might explode!
During Allison's performance with Cyndi Lauper...
Allison sounds great as always...Time hasn't been too kind to Cyndi's voice..after time
As Danny Gokey takes the stage, eventually with Lionel Ritchie...
Hello Gokey!
As always Danny rocked it
As Adam takes the stage wearing domed shoulders, eventually with KISS....
Dude is freaking rock star...I wish I had the guts to wear that outfit...domed shoulders & all
As KISS came down from the ceiling and rocked....
This just makes me want a diet dr pepper
As Carlos Santana rocked with the Cowbell on "Black Magic Woman" intro....
I need more cowbell! MORE freaking cowbell! Noooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!
As the top 13 joins Carlos on stage all wearing matching outfits...
I'm glad everyone is wearing clothes to match Carlos's guitar
I wouldn't have been able to process the performance otherwise.
As Steve Martin takes the stage with Michael and Caw-Caw Girl (LOL Meagan)....
Little known truth: Steve Martin is a world-renowned banjo player
Another little-known truth: Michael Sarver is a world-renowned scrabble player
As Rod Stewart starts "Maggie May"...
Maggie May!!!! Yes!!! One of the best mandolin based songs ever right behind "These 8 Strings Make My Fingers Bleed"
As Tatiana wins and they show a video of her telling off all the "record execs" who told her she had to sleep with them to get her album made...
Um...every guy who said I have to sleep with them?!!! What?!!! What the crap is happening right now?!!!
As Tatiana tries to rush the stage with security chasing her...
My brain just exploded! TY Tatiana!!!
As Queen takes the stage behind Kris and Adam's "Champions"...
It's freaking Queen yo! I'm freaking out right now!!! Queen!!!!
After Kris's win leaves him speechless....
I don't think there's ever been an idol more surprised at winning...wow...congrats to him!
Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed the recap...